"You know, If a nuclear bomb fell on the school, I wouldn't lose any sleep."

This is a blog.

It's my first blog.

I bought a book called 'Blogs, a guide'
Problem was i wrote the whole blog in 78 seconds
I'll get my money from the bookstore right away.

The ball hit Egg in the face yesterday.

"Lauren Lee is like Spinks but without the penis."
Wow I just quoted myself. Does this mean I hang with laborious people.
Far from it, they do lots of funny things.













Hmm.


Nathan Casey got an E shaved into the side of his head.
There is no adequate and viable reason for this.

Merry is tall.
He keeps catching the ball flat on his feet while Tom, Nazza and Dave jump about.
Dave is nearly as short as Dani.
Dani got grounded for a month for sucking dick.
By the same criteria Spinks was grounded.
He won't be seen again.
On Thursday I snapped my banjo.

"Have U2 ever done anything that wasn't bad" - Dave

The Australian One-day team are proving shit.
Sort of like the New Zealand one-day and test teams.

"I just saw the person i'm going to have for lunch" - Merry

That fat pornstar overdosed on drugs this week.
We watched a video about Roman pornstars in English.
Then Finch invented the term 'to rankle'.
It means to rape one's daughter.

"You like people with wangs" - Tom
"Must be why I went for Holly"

I'D LOVE TO FEEL YOUR FENDER.