Today Sam admitted he has two penises and that 'one is longer than the other'.
'Something, something, yada, yada, balr, blar, homeostasis' - Mr Laidler
Lewin asked me to marry him today. Unfortunately he has red hair.
'Impregnate me' - Random person to David Coulthard
Mr Bailey was talking about an ellipsis. He wrote on the board that it was also calld an oval. Steph misread this and wrote it down as oral. She felt the need to inform the class of this. Shortly thereafter Nathan was told 'Hosford gets more oral than you' by Steph.
'DAMMIT. You are going to tell me where the male toilets are right now goddammit. Thousands of people will DIE if you don't cooperate. TASER!!!!
Xavier 'I'm so depressed coz I'm so perfect that I'm superior to myself' Keary arrived late and looking hungover for Modern again. Mr Sajko attempted to have a short quiet discussion about his subpar attendance but Xavier as usual attmpted to vehemently fight his case, whatever it was. It ended up getting quite heated and everyone else in the class seemed to be working rather harder than usual, in complete and utter silence. This backs up the lecture Xavier gave to the class about Anna Nicole Smith being an inspirational figure and comparing her to Satan.
'We gotta just put it out there and give 110%. It will be a hard encounter' - The captain of the Dallas Cowboys o 'the prefect body'. YAY DYSLEXIA
DANI HAS HAD ORGASMS. DUH
'Ching, ching' - Steve Howe
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Don't put pictures of our band on the net. Oh wait, it can't be coz they have a good drummer. I'll have to ring Spinks up to put out that burn.
Hehe Bill Bruford wears such yellow clothes. Also hossface, he was presumably telling you about an ellipse. Or was he... ... ... ...
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