Fuck me, a talking donkey

This post is a dedication to two of the most witty, funny, quirky, insane, completely opposing and unmatchable (I HOPE, OR ELSE I'LL BE FUCKING JEALOUS, (how could you Dave), scary, depressed, fucked up donkeys (asses, get it, BAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHHAHHAQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM,./;'[]=\69696696969696966HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHA HAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHA) you will ever meet.

Unless you don't meet them in which case this is a blog.

'I love you' - Dani on your mother

'I've been noticing something lately
I have a ridiculously large limp penis
Or would flaccid be a better word...' - Dave on erectile dysfunction

'I love you' - Dani on your brother'

'I want to give Alan Parsons a sex change just so i can engage in intercourse with him' - Dave on Confucius

'I love you' - Dani on your bus driver

'Do you agree with carlin
Do you believe all men suffer clitoris envy' - Dave on The Fountain Of Salmacis

'Blowjobs are fun
To give' - Dani on me, all night long

'We havent had sex in the past 48 hours have we' - Dave on Spinks

'People think I gave him a blowjob
I didn't
I gave him a handjob
Well..not a handjob...several handjobs' - Dani on that guy

'Baha' - Dave on U2

'Fuck you, little evil cunt bitch fag - Dani on Dani's mum