Fucking hell

Welche Fächer lernst du / lernen Sie

Ich lerner sechs Fächer in der zwölften Klasse in der Schule.

Meine Fächer sind Englisch, Mathematik, Biologie, Moderne Geschichte, PE und Deutsch.

Mein schimmtes Fächer bestimmt ist Mathe.

PE und Moderne Geschichte sind vielleicht meine besten Fächer.

Ich wollte Biologie aufgeben, aber ich will noch 12 units haben, was sicherer für das Abitur HSC ist.

Meine Liebkingsfächer sind entweder PE oder Deutsch.











Was möchtest du nächstes Jähr machen?

Ich hoffe nächstes Jahr auf die Universität zu gehen.

Ich wünsche ein Jahr Pause zu machen aber Mutti wird es mit nicht erlauben.

Ich weiss nicht ich auf die Newcastle oder Sydney Universität zu gehen werde.

Newcastle ist leichter in Bezug auf Transport und Unterkunft aber Sydney hat mehr Gelegenheiten.

Ich wünsche mit Sport fächer zu studieren, wie Statistik.

Ich habe auch ein paar kleine geheime Pläne für nächstes Jahr, die ich niemanden erzähle.





















Wie gefällt dir deine Schule?

Schule ist nichr der schrecklichste Ort in der Welt.

Ich geneissse Schule mehr als ich gekommen zu, weil ich Klassen habe, die ich mag.

Ich mache keine dummen Klassen mehr wie Computer oder Holzarbeit.

Bis das zehn Jahr musste ich dumme Hausafgaben machen, wie Poster und schöpferische Dinge.

Aber jetzt schreibe ich gewöhnlich Hausafgaben normale, die gut sind.

Ich verbringe viele Freizeit und die die grosse Pause im Musikzimmer mit meine Band Acrylic Steel.

YOSHI HAS SOFT POO!!

Today Sam admitted he has two penises and that 'one is longer than the other'.

'Something, something, yada, yada, balr, blar, homeostasis' - Mr Laidler

Lewin asked me to marry him today. Unfortunately he has red hair.

'Impregnate me' - Random person to David Coulthard

Mr Bailey was talking about an ellipsis. He wrote on the board that it was also calld an oval. Steph misread this and wrote it down as oral. She felt the need to inform the class of this. Shortly thereafter Nathan was told 'Hosford gets more oral than you' by Steph.

'DAMMIT. You are going to tell me where the male toilets are right now goddammit. Thousands of people will DIE if you don't cooperate. TASER!!!!

Xavier 'I'm so depressed coz I'm so perfect that I'm superior to myself' Keary arrived late and looking hungover for Modern again. Mr Sajko attempted to have a short quiet discussion about his subpar attendance but Xavier as usual attmpted to vehemently fight his case, whatever it was. It ended up getting quite heated and everyone else in the class seemed to be working rather harder than usual, in complete and utter silence. This backs up the lecture Xavier gave to the class about Anna Nicole Smith being an inspirational figure and comparing her to Satan.

'We gotta just put it out there and give 110%. It will be a hard encounter' - The captain of the Dallas Cowboys o 'the prefect body'. YAY DYSLEXIA

DANI HAS HAD ORGASMS. DUH

'Ching, ching' - Steve Howe

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

I haven't updated here for a while. This is because I was abducted by the Dallas Cowboys and tied to a chair as the most unspeakable attrocities in humanity were played out before me. But I was of course the hero, sweeping my banjo off its feet and fingering its strings, and hitting all the Dallas Cowboys over the head with William Shatner.

Actually the real reason is Cybersex.

DANI HAS NEVER HAD AN ORGASM

This revelation came 2 days ago, I am a swift thinker so this is no longer a true and correct statement.

In modern last week Aaliyah called the Newcastle Jets players 'dick heads all of them' to which Mr Sajko contemplated momentarily and quipped back 'bitch'.

We had a sub in modern so we wrote our names on a piece of paper as the roll. I wrote down Tony Levin. But then the following day we had the sub again and she proceeded to bellow 'TONY', 'IS TONY LEVIN HERE' to which the class were somewhat bemused. My name was next and the teacher said 'This looks a lot like your handwriting James'. 'It does, doesn't it' I replied. Then we played celebrity heads and drew the grand master of all 'Saj maps' on the whiteboard. The moral here is that NONE OF THE STUPID FAGS KNEW WHO TONY LEVIN WAS. GROW SOME CULTIRE PEOPLE!!.

For every minute you sit there, Jack Bauer kills another muslim. How long can you sit there?

Australia have lost 4 games in a row. This is Nathan Casey's fault. They have won just 1 from 6 games since he shaved his head but missed the middle. By the time you finish this blog Nathan will have broken up with Steph acrimonoiusly, hooked up with a younger chick, and then rejoined a jealous Steph.

"Ow, my balls" - Holly Lawson

"Fuck i'm busting for a leak. It feels like I haven't been in a day. - Jack Bauer

Fuck me, a talking donkey

This post is a dedication to two of the most witty, funny, quirky, insane, completely opposing and unmatchable (I HOPE, OR ELSE I'LL BE FUCKING JEALOUS, (how could you Dave), scary, depressed, fucked up donkeys (asses, get it, BAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAAHHAHHAQWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM,./;'[]=\69696696969696966HAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHA HAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAAAHAHAHAAAHA) you will ever meet.

Unless you don't meet them in which case this is a blog.

'I love you' - Dani on your mother

'I've been noticing something lately
I have a ridiculously large limp penis
Or would flaccid be a better word...' - Dave on erectile dysfunction

'I love you' - Dani on your brother'

'I want to give Alan Parsons a sex change just so i can engage in intercourse with him' - Dave on Confucius

'I love you' - Dani on your bus driver

'Do you agree with carlin
Do you believe all men suffer clitoris envy' - Dave on The Fountain Of Salmacis

'Blowjobs are fun
To give' - Dani on me, all night long

'We havent had sex in the past 48 hours have we' - Dave on Spinks

'People think I gave him a blowjob
I didn't
I gave him a handjob
Well..not a handjob...several handjobs' - Dani on that guy

'Baha' - Dave on U2

'Fuck you, little evil cunt bitch fag - Dani on Dani's mum

COMING SOON

The vagaries of life at Lambton Pool.

"You know, If a nuclear bomb fell on the school, I wouldn't lose any sleep."

This is a blog.

It's my first blog.

I bought a book called 'Blogs, a guide'
Problem was i wrote the whole blog in 78 seconds
I'll get my money from the bookstore right away.

The ball hit Egg in the face yesterday.

"Lauren Lee is like Spinks but without the penis."
Wow I just quoted myself. Does this mean I hang with laborious people.
Far from it, they do lots of funny things.













Hmm.


Nathan Casey got an E shaved into the side of his head.
There is no adequate and viable reason for this.

Merry is tall.
He keeps catching the ball flat on his feet while Tom, Nazza and Dave jump about.
Dave is nearly as short as Dani.
Dani got grounded for a month for sucking dick.
By the same criteria Spinks was grounded.
He won't be seen again.
On Thursday I snapped my banjo.

"Have U2 ever done anything that wasn't bad" - Dave

The Australian One-day team are proving shit.
Sort of like the New Zealand one-day and test teams.

"I just saw the person i'm going to have for lunch" - Merry

That fat pornstar overdosed on drugs this week.
We watched a video about Roman pornstars in English.
Then Finch invented the term 'to rankle'.
It means to rape one's daughter.

"You like people with wangs" - Tom
"Must be why I went for Holly"

I'D LOVE TO FEEL YOUR FENDER.